theme is a bit messed up, gomen. will repair slowly somehow ._.

sillyenfp:

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. ~ H.G. Wells

lamelohan:

me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??

now : um can i have like 3… more plates…

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

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